Never Assume

Never Assume, is the first story in The Absurd Tales of Mr Griffs series.

J & K Joseph are a brother and sister team from Sydney, Australia. This is first book that they’ve ever published.

​In case you’ve missed it, here is a blurb of Never Assume: | Mr Griffs loves everything his neighbour hates.

While Mr Griffs enjoys wearing baggy clothes, Steve Moran only dresses in designer suits. Mr Griffs relishes his privacy and Steve regularly snoops on people. Mr Griffs appreciates wildlife whereas Steve sees wild animals as pests.

Their long standing rivalry escalates when Steve accuses Mr Griffs of digging holes in his garden. In response, Mr Griffs uses a particularly hot batch of his wife’s spicy nuts to get back at Steve.

Mr Griffs and Steve Moran rarely see eye to eye, but they do have one thing in common. They’re both guilty of assuming.

Absurd and quirky - this is just a typical day in the life of Mr Griffs.

Confirming his suspicion that Steve had in fact been spying on him the other day, Mr Griffs said loudly, ‘Next time you decide to snoop around my garden, you ought to change your cologne. It’s a dead giveaway. It’s so stinky!’ |